60http://saturncast.comenSATURNcastChristiaan HuygensPodcasting --the first ever podcast from Saturn. Your able host host, Christiaan HUygens is Dutch, Old and Brilliant!Podcasting --the first ever podcast from Saturn. Your able host host, Christiaan HUygens is Dutch, Old and Brilliant!Christiaan Huygenssaturncast@gmail.comnoChristiaan HuygensThe grass is always greener. . .A comment from Forrest of the Lonely Ice Floe Why is it that the grass is greener on the other side? Never assume anything based on appearances. Don't get too hyped up over this political season -- the more things change the more they stay the same. A little bit of Mario. Call me: 206-350-0232 email: saturncast at gmail.comyesnoA comment from Forrest of the Lonely Ice Floe Why is it that the grass is greener on the other side? Never assume anything based on appearances. Don't get too hyped up over this political season -- the more things change the more they stay the same. A little bit of Mario. Call me: 206-350-0232 email: saturncast at gmail.comhttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings72bfinal.mp3Sun, 17 Feb 2008 20:09:22 GMT01:01:53Christiaan HuygensDon't try suicideToday I discuss the family curse of alcoholism and suicide. I do not want my son to face the family curse. I discuss. Call me: 206-350-0232 or email -- saturncast at gmail.comyesnoToday I discuss the family curse of alcoholism and suicide. I do not want my son to face the family curse. I discuss. Call me: 206-350-0232 or email -- saturncast at gmail.comhttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings71final.mp3Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:45:09 GMT00:25:07Christiaan HuygensBirth of my SonThis week, after ten years of trying the Bean and I finally gave birth to a beautiful healthy baby boy Isaac William. I tell the story of our struggle, why we named him Isaac, our hospital stay and some very special tributes from you all. We love all of you.yesnoThis week, after ten years of trying the Bean and I finally gave birth to a beautiful healthy baby boy Isaac William. I tell the story of our struggle, why we named him Isaac, our hospital stay and some very special tributes from you all. We love all of you.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings70final.mp3Sun, 10 Feb 2008 20:24:04 GMT00:29:46Christiaan HuygensSpecial Thanks to Matthew and Andy. my god sits in the back of the limousine my god comes in a wrapper of cellophane my god pouts on the cover of the magazine my god's a shallow little bitch trying to make the scene I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype I listened to everyone now I know that everyone was right I'll be there for you as long as it works for me I play a game it's called insincerity starfuckers starfuckers starfuckers, inc. starfuckers I am every fucking thing and just a little more I sold my soul but don't you dare call me a whore and when I suck you off not a drop will go to waste it's really not so bad you know once you get past the taste, yeah (asskisser) starfuckers starfuckers starfuckers, inc. starfuckers all our pain how did you think we'd get by without you? you're so vain I bet you think this song is about you don't you? don't you? don't you? don't you? now I belong I'm one of the chosen ones now I belong I'm one of the beautiful ones Call Me: 206-350-0232 E-Mail saturncast at gmail.comyesnoSpecial Thanks to Matthew and Andy. my god sits in the back of the limousine my god comes in a wrapper of cellophane my god pouts on the cover of the magazine my god's a shallow little bitch trying to make the scene I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype I listened to everyone now I know that everyone was right I'll be there for you as long as it works for me I play a game it's called insincerity starfuckers starfuckers starfuckers, inc. starfuckers I am every fucking thing and just a little more I sold my soul but don't you dare call me a whore and when I suck you off not a drop will go to waste it's really not so bad you know once you get past the taste, yeah (asskisser) starfuckers starfuckers starfuckers, inc. starfuckers all our pain how did you think we'd get by without you? you're so vain I bet you think this song is about you don't you? don't you? don't you? don't you? now I belong I'm one of the chosen ones now I belong I'm one of the beautiful ones Call Me: 206-350-0232 E-Mail saturncast at gmail.comhttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings69final.mp3Sat, 19 Jan 2008 03:17:00 GMT00:34:15Christiaan Huygenshate New Years -- what is the point? Bean and my hellish experience with AT&T Word Press frustrates me. I love all of you and wish you a wonderful 2008! Call me: 206-350-0232 Email me: saturncast@gmail.comyesnohate New Years -- what is the point? Bean and my hellish experience with AT&T Word Press frustrates me. I love all of you and wish you a wonderful 2008! Call me: 206-350-0232 Email me: saturncast@gmail.comhttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings67final.mp3Tue, 01 Jan 2008 00:19:16 GMT00:29:00Christiaan HuygensPanic Attacks, A bad moodToday I receive voice mails from Alissa L., Special Delivery Mark, and Forrest. I am in a foul mood today and I discuss my struggle with panic attacks. A baby update. Call me: 206-350-0232 email me: saturncast at gmail.comyesnoToday I receive voice mails from Alissa L., Special Delivery Mark, and Forrest. I am in a foul mood today and I discuss my struggle with panic attacks. A baby update. Call me: 206-350-0232 email me: saturncast at gmail.comhttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings66final.mp3Sat, 29 Dec 2007 21:13:52 GMT00:34:50Christiaan HuygensPhone calls, Religion and stealing museumsI hope all of you are doing well this holiday season and are not too depressed. Phone call from Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur. Jonestown episode was designed to make us think. Phone call from Rebecca Nay about religion. I talk about my thoughts about religion -- is it safe to go back? Am I making a mistake? Marina scolds me about being too hard on retail employees. Eric Luper chimes in about my voice. I recently went to the Rubin Museum of Art in Manhattan. Where I saw some wonderful and interesting Hindu art. I want to learn more about Hinduism. If you know something about it let me know. Are museums wrong to keep artifacts that were stolen? Call me: 206-350-0232 e-mail me: saturncast at gmail.com Leave a comment at saturndiary.com I hope all of you are doing well this holiday season and are not too depressed. Phone call from Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur. Jonestown episode was designed to make us think. Phone call from Rebecca Nay about religion. I talk about my thoughts about religion -- is it safe to go back? Am I making a mistake? Marina scolds me about being too hard on retail employees. Eric Luper chimes in about my voice. I recently went to the Rubin Museum of Art in Manhattan. Where I saw some wonderful and interesting Hindu art. I want to learn more about Hinduism. If you know something about it let me know. Are museums wrong to keep artifacts that were stolen? Call me: 206-350-0232 e-mail me: saturncast at gmail.com Leave a comment at saturndiary.comyesnoI hope all of you are doing well this holiday season and are not too depressed. Phone call from Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur. Jonestown episode was designed to make us think. Phone call from Rebecca Nay about religion. I talk about my thoughts about religion -- is it safe to go back? Am I making a mistake? Marina scolds me about being too hard on retail employees. Eric Luper chimes in about my voice. I recently went to the Rubin Museum of Art in Manhattan. Where I saw some wonderful and interesting Hindu art. I want to learn more about Hinduism. If you know something about it let me know. Are museums wrong to keep artifacts that were stolen? Call me: 206-350-0232 e-mail me: saturncast at gmail.com Leave a comment at saturndiary.com I hope all of you are doing well this holiday season and are not too depressed. Phone call from Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur. Jonestown episode was designed to make us think. Phone call from Rebecca Nay about religion. I talk about my thoughts about religion -- is it safe to go back? Am I making a mistake? Marina scolds me about being too hard on retail employees. Eric Luper chimes in about my voice. I recently went to the Rubin Museum of Art in Manhattan. Where I saw some wonderful and interesting Hindu art. I want to learn more about Hinduism. If you know something about it let me know. Are museums wrong to keep artifacts that were stolen? Call me: 206-350-0232 e-mail me: saturncast at gmail.com Leave a comment at saturndiary.comhttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings65final.mp3Sun, 16 Dec 2007 20:43:51 GMT00:34:32Christiaan HuygensI honor a request from Peter -- no Nine Inch Nails! I play a telephone comment from Kentie of the Flatus Show You can not escape Charles Bukowski The pain when the child has to be the adult. My problems with Dunkin Donuts -- it takes forever to place an order. What religion, if at all should I raise my child in? I want your thoughts. Call Me: 206-350-0232 E-mail: Saturncast at gmail.com or leave a comment on SATURNdiary.comyesnoI honor a request from Peter -- no Nine Inch Nails! I play a telephone comment from Kentie of the Flatus Show You can not escape Charles Bukowski The pain when the child has to be the adult. My problems with Dunkin Donuts -- it takes forever to place an order. What religion, if at all should I raise my child in? I want your thoughts. Call Me: 206-350-0232 E-mail: Saturncast at gmail.com or leave a comment on SATURNdiary.comhttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings64final.mp3Sun, 09 Dec 2007 22:37:59 GMT00:30:06Christiaan HuygensSenseless Killing in NebraskaToday I express my anger at the mass shooting in Nebraska. Will we ever learn? Happy Holidays!yesnoToday I express my anger at the mass shooting in Nebraska. Will we ever learn? Happy Holidays!http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings63final.mp3Fri, 07 Dec 2007 02:11:54 GMT00:20:33Christiaan HuygensJonestown massacreToday I discuss Jim Jones and the People's Temple. Jones, who started as a preacher became more and more insane and paranoid -- eventually leaving the United States with his followers and starting Jonestown. Many people living in Jonestown felt trapped and held hostage. When Congressman Leo Ryan flew to Jonestown to investigate he was shot dead. Jim Jones, in the height of paranoia, convinces hundreds of his followers to kill themselves on Kool-Aid laced with cyanide. I play the recording of the final 25 minutes where Jim Jones convinces his flock that the time is now to kill themselves. I think you will be shocked at how little emotion or protest there actually is.yesnoToday I discuss Jim Jones and the People's Temple. Jones, who started as a preacher became more and more insane and paranoid -- eventually leaving the United States with his followers and starting Jonestown. Many people living in Jonestown felt trapped and held hostage. When Congressman Leo Ryan flew to Jonestown to investigate he was shot dead. Jim Jones, in the height of paranoia, convinces hundreds of his followers to kill themselves on Kool-Aid laced with cyanide. I play the recording of the final 25 minutes where Jim Jones convinces his flock that the time is now to kill themselves. I think you will be shocked at how little emotion or protest there actually is.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Historyjones.mp3Wed, 05 Dec 2007 02:04:11 GMT00:37:15Christiaan HuygensCats out of bags, snakes and lost goalsI feel bad for the Bean -- she made a mistake and let the cat out of the bag. My terrifying encounter with a snake. Do you ever feel that your goal is beyond reach? That you are wasting your talents? Meta talk: help me improve my audio sound! I have a new microphone! Was Martin Van Buren a cross dresser? Call me: 206-350-0232 E-mail me: saturncast at gmail.com or leave a comment at SATURNdiary.com I would love to hear from you!yesnoI feel bad for the Bean -- she made a mistake and let the cat out of the bag. My terrifying encounter with a snake. Do you ever feel that your goal is beyond reach? That you are wasting your talents? Meta talk: help me improve my audio sound! I have a new microphone! Was Martin Van Buren a cross dresser? Call me: 206-350-0232 E-mail me: saturncast at gmail.com or leave a comment at SATURNdiary.com I would love to hear from you!http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings62final.mp3Mon, 03 Dec 2007 01:51:13 GMT00:30:04Christiaan HuygensRabbits and squirrels and familiesToday I give a shout-out to Kiko from the Visitronix podcast. Marina from I Love Lard podcast sends in an incredible audio comment. I talk about the complications of families -- you can not change a squirrel into a rabbit. . . Eric Luper chimes in about commercialism and the holidays? The biggest money whores of all? -- the churches. A shout out to Sin. I love all of you. Call me: 206-350-0232 e-mail me: saturncast@gmail.com Leave a comment at SATURNdiary.com You are what makes the show work!yesnoToday I give a shout-out to Kiko from the Visitronix podcast. Marina from I Love Lard podcast sends in an incredible audio comment. I talk about the complications of families -- you can not change a squirrel into a rabbit. . . Eric Luper chimes in about commercialism and the holidays? The biggest money whores of all? -- the churches. A shout out to Sin. I love all of you. Call me: 206-350-0232 e-mail me: saturncast@gmail.com Leave a comment at SATURNdiary.com You are what makes the show work!http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings61final.mp3Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:39:40 GMT00:33:52Christiaan Huygensoday I talk about how going home for Thanksgiving depressed me. The pain of dysfunctional families. I play a piece from my favorite poet, Charles Bukowski Bean and I go to the Hayden Planetarium in Manhattan, and leave unhappy. Cemeterycast coming soon! Why aren't I hearing from you? Leave a voicemail: 206-350-0232 Email me at saturncast at gmail.com or leave a comment at saturndiary.com I love all of you!yesnooday I talk about how going home for Thanksgiving depressed me. The pain of dysfunctional families. I play a piece from my favorite poet, Charles Bukowski Bean and I go to the Hayden Planetarium in Manhattan, and leave unhappy. Cemeterycast coming soon! Why aren't I hearing from you? Leave a voicemail: 206-350-0232 Email me at saturncast at gmail.com or leave a comment at saturndiary.com I love all of you!http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings60final.mp3Sun, 25 Nov 2007 23:05:57 GMT00:33:27Christiaan HuygensIsolation in the Rye. . .Today I talk about J.D. Salinger, Howard Hughes and how isolating yourself can lead to trouble. Call me at 206-350-0232 Leave a comment at saturndiary.com E-mail me at saturncast at gmail.com Don't isolate! I would love to hear from you!yesnoToday I talk about J.D. Salinger, Howard Hughes and how isolating yourself can lead to trouble. Call me at 206-350-0232 Leave a comment at saturndiary.com E-mail me at saturncast at gmail.com Don't isolate! I would love to hear from you!http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings59final.mp3Sat, 03 Nov 2007 21:09:44 GMT00:28:20Christiaan Huygensnonohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/HALLOCASTFINALCUT07.mp3Sat, 27 Oct 2007 18:30:51 GMT00:51:44Christiaan HuygensWhat mask are you hiding in?Rebecca Nay speaks. Bean and I go apple picking. What mask are you hiding in? It may be hurting you. Send me your freaky, scary audio mo-jo for the SATURNcast, HALLOcast. E-mail me at saturncast at gmail.com or call 206-350-0232yesnoRebecca Nay speaks. Bean and I go apple picking. What mask are you hiding in? It may be hurting you. Send me your freaky, scary audio mo-jo for the SATURNcast, HALLOcast. E-mail me at saturncast at gmail.com or call 206-350-0232http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings58fianl.mp3Sun, 14 Oct 2007 00:31:02 GMT00:27:54Christiaan HuygensAuthor Eric Luper, Big SlickAuthor Eric Luper's new book, Big Slick is now in bookstores. Join me in my million dollar studio as I interview Eric about poker, trust, relationships and a whole host of other issues. Eric even reads an expert of his book. The first five people to contact me will get a free personalized autographed copy of the book. Big Slick can also be found at your favorite local bookstore.yesnoAuthor Eric Luper's new book, Big Slick is now in bookstores. Join me in my million dollar studio as I interview Eric about poker, trust, relationships and a whole host of other issues. Eric even reads an expert of his book. The first five people to contact me will get a free personalized autographed copy of the book. Big Slick can also be found at your favorite local bookstore.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Luperslick.mp3Mon, 08 Oct 2007 04:13:31 GMT00:32:50Christiaan HuygensSick, Family Life and GenderA Public Service Announcement by Rebecca Nay I am very sick and my voice is shot to hell. This may be the worst SATURNcast yet. I discuss how screwed up families are and I update you on how things are going with my family. I talk about ENDA -- the federal Employment Non-Discrimination Act -- and how it must include the transgender community. Bean and I are having a boy -- am I too caught up in gender stereotypes? Did I mention I was really sick? Good news! I bought an expensive video camera! Bad news! It does not work! Call me at 206-350-0232yesnoA Public Service Announcement by Rebecca Nay I am very sick and my voice is shot to hell. This may be the worst SATURNcast yet. I discuss how screwed up families are and I update you on how things are going with my family. I talk about ENDA -- the federal Employment Non-Discrimination Act -- and how it must include the transgender community. Bean and I are having a boy -- am I too caught up in gender stereotypes? Did I mention I was really sick? Good news! I bought an expensive video camera! Bad news! It does not work! Call me at 206-350-0232http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings57final.mp3Sun, 07 Oct 2007 02:56:49 GMT00:31:53Christiaan HuygensPhones calls and taking risksToday I play a host of voice messages left for the SATURNcast -- you all have some very interesting things to say, from Fresca soda, to the Bean to American Jurisprudence. I talk about comfort zones. Are you to afraid to take risks? Bean and I are off to Disney World (if you don't like Disney, tough) Call me at 206-350-0232 or email at saturncast at gmail.comyesnoToday I play a host of voice messages left for the SATURNcast -- you all have some very interesting things to say, from Fresca soda, to the Bean to American Jurisprudence. I talk about comfort zones. Are you to afraid to take risks? Bean and I are off to Disney World (if you don't like Disney, tough) Call me at 206-350-0232 or email at saturncast at gmail.comhttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/rings56final.mp3Sat, 15 Sep 2007 00:53:25 GMT00:31:11Christiaan HuygensA early Halloween treatMy favorite holiday is just around the corner, HALLOWEEN. I thought I would give you an early treat of a haunted hayride soundtour the Bean and I took on October 27, 2006. WEAR YOUR HEADPHONES -- IN 3D SOUND. Enjoy the theater of the mind!yesnoMy favorite holiday is just around the corner, HALLOWEEN. I thought I would give you an early treat of a haunted hayride soundtour the Bean and I took on October 27, 2006. WEAR YOUR HEADPHONES -- IN 3D SOUND. Enjoy the theater of the mind!http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Earlyhalloween.mp3Sun, 09 Sep 2007 23:56:22 GMT00:41:13Christiaan Huygenssmall talk, breeders and sex addictsI hate awkward social situations like small talk and hugging people you do not know. Weddings of two divorced people are anti-climatic I attempt small talk and it goes horribly wrong. Is the term "breeder" for straight people offensive? I mention AJ and Tigger's podcasts. I feel somewhat sorry for Senator Larry Craig -- I believe he is a sex addict. Call me at my new number! 206-350-0232 Email me at saturncast at gmail.comyesnoI hate awkward social situations like small talk and hugging people you do not know. Weddings of two divorced people are anti-climatic I attempt small talk and it goes horribly wrong. Is the term "breeder" for straight people offensive? I mention AJ and Tigger's podcasts. I feel somewhat sorry for Senator Larry Craig -- I believe he is a sex addict. Call me at my new number! 206-350-0232 Email me at saturncast at gmail.comhttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings55final.mp3Sat, 08 Sep 2007 20:35:27 GMT00:30:56Christiaan HuygensAssassination of LincolnToday I discuss the assasination of President Abraham Lincoln and his assassin John Wilkes Booth. I recommend the book American Brutus by Michael W. Kauffman.yesnoToday I discuss the assasination of President Abraham Lincoln and his assassin John Wilkes Booth. I recommend the book American Brutus by Michael W. Kauffman.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings54final.mp3Sun, 26 Aug 2007 18:58:36 GMT00:23:12Christiaan Huygenslies, lies and more liesToday I talk about lies. Lies can add up and before you know it, you are in a mess of trouble. I share some of my lies with you. Was Mother Theresa a liar? I e-mailed Eve this week. Some comedy. Call Christiaan Huygens at 206-338-2154 or e-mail him at saturncast at gmail.com I want to thank all my wonderful listeners.yesnoToday I talk about lies. Lies can add up and before you know it, you are in a mess of trouble. I share some of my lies with you. Was Mother Theresa a liar? I e-mailed Eve this week. Some comedy. Call Christiaan Huygens at 206-338-2154 or e-mail him at saturncast at gmail.com I want to thank all my wonderful listeners.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings53final.mp3Sat, 25 Aug 2007 01:27:12 GMT00:28:22Christiaan HuygensBeing an outcastThank you Mr. Rockstar for the kind words. I apologize for the bad audio quality on Rings of Saturn #51 Today I discuss what it is like to be an outcast. We have all felt like an outcast at some point in our lives. I share my outcast experience. Thank you all for the kind words about the Bean and me.yesnoThank you Mr. Rockstar for the kind words. I apologize for the bad audio quality on Rings of Saturn #51 Today I discuss what it is like to be an outcast. We have all felt like an outcast at some point in our lives. I share my outcast experience. Thank you all for the kind words about the Bean and me.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings52final.mp3Wed, 22 Aug 2007 02:56:58 GMT00:29:23Christiaan HuygensAntidepressants -- good or evil?Today I talk about anti-depressants. Do they hurt or help people? Do doctors give them to too many people? What are your thoughts? I rage about how Wal-Mart uses the U.S. flag a propaganda. Why do only right wing groups use the flag? It is time for the left wing to take it back. I love the show Man vs. Wild Does anyone remember the showThe White Shadow? Call me at 206-338-2154 or e-mail me at saturncast at gmail.comyesnoToday I talk about anti-depressants. Do they hurt or help people? Do doctors give them to too many people? What are your thoughts? I rage about how Wal-Mart uses the U.S. flag a propaganda. Why do only right wing groups use the flag? It is time for the left wing to take it back. I love the show Man vs. Wild Does anyone remember the showThe White Shadow? Call me at 206-338-2154 or e-mail me at saturncast at gmail.comhttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings51final.mp3Sun, 19 Aug 2007 20:14:50 GMT00:32:54Christiaan HuygensBean is pregant! One year of podcastingyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings50final.mp3Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:35:21 GMT00:41:53Christiaan HuygensPolice in Boston, Dead Presidentsyesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings49final.mp3Fri, 10 Aug 2007 21:17:02 GMT00:42:07Christiaan Huygensa con artist, drama, and nostaligiayesnohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings48final2.mp3Fri, 27 Jul 2007 20:46:03 GMT00:32:44Christiaan HuygensAn American TragedyHow I spent my summer vacation, or, An American Tragedy.yesnoHow I spent my summer vacation, or, An American Tragedy.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings47final.mp3Fri, 13 Jul 2007 23:12:00 GMT00:25:23Christiaan HuygensJudge Learned Hand, is that all there is?Sir Issac Newton tries to annoy me, but only ends up making a fool of himself. How are you? I bet no one ever asks you that. I receive a voice mail from ZillaFag which puts the fight with my parents in context. I spend the 4th of July, an American holiday, cleaning the grave of one of the United State's greatest judges, Learned Hand. It is a travesty that people have allowed his grave to become abandoned. Bean and I are going on vacation this week! We will be in the deep, isolated woods of the Adirondack Mountains. No cells phones, no blackberrys, no internet, no cable tv. Just the Bean and nature. I worry on vacations. I know it is silly of me, but I do. I discuss how I ruined my visit to the ruins in Rome. Call me at 206-338-2154 E-mail me at saturncast at gmail.com!yesnoSir Issac Newton tries to annoy me, but only ends up making a fool of himself. How are you? I bet no one ever asks you that. I receive a voice mail from ZillaFag which puts the fight with my parents in context. I spend the 4th of July, an American holiday, cleaning the grave of one of the United State's greatest judges, Learned Hand. It is a travesty that people have allowed his grave to become abandoned. Bean and I are going on vacation this week! We will be in the deep, isolated woods of the Adirondack Mountains. No cells phones, no blackberrys, no internet, no cable tv. Just the Bean and nature. I worry on vacations. I know it is silly of me, but I do. I discuss how I ruined my visit to the ruins in Rome. Call me at 206-338-2154 E-mail me at saturncast at gmail.com!http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings46final2.mp3Fri, 06 Jul 2007 01:11:00 GMT00:33:41Christiaan HuygensDon't choke on America's BirthdayAmerica is so wonderful that I live in America. When you eat a hot dog on America's birthday, do not choke and ruin America's birthday for everybody else.yesnoAmerica is so wonderful that I live in America. When you eat a hot dog on America's birthday, do not choke and ruin America's birthday for everybody else.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Brianbirthday.mp3Sun, 01 Jul 2007 00:45:00 GMT00:03:48Christiaan HuygensTurn your computer off and read a bookapologize to my family -- with no success. I quit playing World of Warcraft -- and I give my reasons why. Is there such a thing as Internet addiction? I urge everyone to turn off their computers and read a book.yesnoapologize to my family -- with no success. I quit playing World of Warcraft -- and I give my reasons why. Is there such a thing as Internet addiction? I urge everyone to turn off their computers and read a book.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings45final.mp3Sat, 30 Jun 2007 00:09:00 GMT00:35:04Christiaan HuygensSaying thank you, I fight with my father and being offensiveI start today's show talking about a two year old girl who is a genius -- no joke. How are you? Really, how are you? I was overlooked and not thanked at an event. My rule: You either thank everybody or thank no one. I have a huge fight with my father. I discuss my dysfunctional family. Is any family functional? I discuss what is or is not offensive. Are there somethings we should not do as podcasters because it is too offensive? Or should we not worry about what is offensive, because if we do, we box ourselves into a corner we can never get out of? What do you think? Call me at 206-338-2154 or email me at saturncast at gmail.comyesnoI start today's show talking about a two year old girl who is a genius -- no joke. How are you? Really, how are you? I was overlooked and not thanked at an event. My rule: You either thank everybody or thank no one. I have a huge fight with my father. I discuss my dysfunctional family. Is any family functional? I discuss what is or is not offensive. Are there somethings we should not do as podcasters because it is too offensive? Or should we not worry about what is offensive, because if we do, we box ourselves into a corner we can never get out of? What do you think? Call me at 206-338-2154 or email me at saturncast at gmail.comhttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings44final.mp3Sat, 23 Jun 2007 04:03:00 GMT00:30:06Christiaan HuygensDealing with a-holes and Sir Issac NewtonAndrea Meltdown introduces herself. Sir Issac Newton calls into the SATURNcast to offer a snotty retort. How do you deal with assholes? How do you deal with it when someone accuses you of being an asshole. I have a dim view on humanity. Send in your paranormal stories. I talk more about syncronicity. The famous D-Day crossword puzzle. The Space Shuttle Atlantis is in trouble. We need to spend more effort and money on our space programs -- or we will have a Red China space. I love all of you.yesnoAndrea Meltdown introduces herself. Sir Issac Newton calls into the SATURNcast to offer a snotty retort. How do you deal with assholes? How do you deal with it when someone accuses you of being an asshole. I have a dim view on humanity. Send in your paranormal stories. I talk more about syncronicity. The famous D-Day crossword puzzle. The Space Shuttle Atlantis is in trouble. We need to spend more effort and money on our space programs -- or we will have a Red China space. I love all of you.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings43final.mp3Fri, 15 Jun 2007 02:17:00 GMT00:33:51Christiaan HuygensGhosts, JFK, UFOs and same sex marriageJFK -- what more do I have to say? Segregation in Alabama in 1963 and no same-sex civil marriage in 2007. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Remember it was the transgendered community that started the Stonewall Riots, not rich white gay men. Robert Bork is a hypocrite. Alright, time to lighten up. . . I talk about my love of all things paranormal. I discuss Carl Jung's theory of synchroncity. I talk about the Phoenix Lights. Do you believe in UFO's? Electronic Voice Phenomenon. Do you believe in ghosts? Send me your own paranormal stories at 206-338-2154 or email me at saturncast at gmail.com I respectfully disagree with ZillaFag 's claim that podcasting is dead. On the contrary, I think it this is only just the beginning. A very random show today indeed. . .yesnoJFK -- what more do I have to say? Segregation in Alabama in 1963 and no same-sex civil marriage in 2007. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Remember it was the transgendered community that started the Stonewall Riots, not rich white gay men. Robert Bork is a hypocrite. Alright, time to lighten up. . . I talk about my love of all things paranormal. I discuss Carl Jung's theory of synchroncity. I talk about the Phoenix Lights. Do you believe in UFO's? Electronic Voice Phenomenon. Do you believe in ghosts? Send me your own paranormal stories at 206-338-2154 or email me at saturncast at gmail.com I respectfully disagree with ZillaFag 's claim that podcasting is dead. On the contrary, I think it this is only just the beginning. A very random show today indeed. . .http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings42final.mp3Sat, 09 Jun 2007 02:50:00 GMT00:32:27Christiaan HuygensPowertrips at the Post OfficeMore practice on saying my name correctly. Zilla's tale of sweet revenge. Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur calls me. My troubles at the post office, the bank and with police officers. Everyone wants power and everyone powertrips in their own way -- large or small. Trent Reznor is god. I am an accused library thief. The pain of losing the girls we were going to adopt is getting stronger. Call me! (206) 338-2154 or email me at saturncast at gmail.comyesnoMore practice on saying my name correctly. Zilla's tale of sweet revenge. Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur calls me. My troubles at the post office, the bank and with police officers. Everyone wants power and everyone powertrips in their own way -- large or small. Trent Reznor is god. I am an accused library thief. The pain of losing the girls we were going to adopt is getting stronger. Call me! (206) 338-2154 or email me at saturncast at gmail.comhttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings41final.mp3Sat, 02 Jun 2007 04:50:00 GMT00:33:35Christiaan HuygensSoundtour at Mount Hope Cemetery, Rochester, NYThis may be my worst podcast ever. I give you a soundtour of Mt. Hope Cemetery in Rochester, NY. We vist the graves of Susan B. Anthony and Fredrick Douglas I bring my dog Jefferson Kennedy Dog with me. I do not like this podcast -- because I am using binaural microphones with my iriver, the sound levels fluctuate up and down -- which would drive any podcaster crazy. I also give a brief history of Rochester and the suicide of Kodak's founder, George Eastman. I would strongly suggest wearing headphones when listening to this. The sound quality fluctulates a great deal. I woud not even post this, but my dog Jefferson is with me and I want to post her with me for history's sake. Enjoy. (I would suggest wearing headphones)yesnoThis may be my worst podcast ever. I give you a soundtour of Mt. Hope Cemetery in Rochester, NY. We vist the graves of Susan B. Anthony and Fredrick Douglas I bring my dog Jefferson Kennedy Dog with me. I do not like this podcast -- because I am using binaural microphones with my iriver, the sound levels fluctuate up and down -- which would drive any podcaster crazy. I also give a brief history of Rochester and the suicide of Kodak's founder, George Eastman. I would strongly suggest wearing headphones when listening to this. The sound quality fluctulates a great deal. I woud not even post this, but my dog Jefferson is with me and I want to post her with me for history's sake. Enjoy. (I would suggest wearing headphones)http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Susan%20B.mp3Mon, 28 May 2007 01:34:00 GMT00:56:56Christiaan HuygensVengence in mine, sayith the Lord (and Darth Vader)Bean sings to me. Jay from Lonely Ice Floe leaves me a message. I am still in an angry and cranky mood. It is the little things in life that I find myself stewing over. I tell two stories of people that have pissed me off. What is revenge? Is revenge worth it? Does the government and God give us conflicting messages about revenge? Have you ever seeked vengence?yesnoBean sings to me. Jay from Lonely Ice Floe leaves me a message. I am still in an angry and cranky mood. It is the little things in life that I find myself stewing over. I tell two stories of people that have pissed me off. What is revenge? Is revenge worth it? Does the government and God give us conflicting messages about revenge? Have you ever seeked vengence?http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings40final.mp3Fri, 25 May 2007 16:48:00 GMT00:34:40Christiaan HuygensMotorcycles, warm guns, happiness and the BeanListen Here Zilla calls in to the SATURNcast We learn how to pronounce my name the right way. Bean and I wish Sin the best with her son. I cry for real. I discuss the horrific accident Bean and I had with a motorcycle a few years back. I hate motorcycles. I discuss everyone's comments about what happiness means to them. I mention that I had an unethical therapist. Is my medication working? (thanks Zilla for planting that seed in my head) The world famous Bean comes on the show to discuss why she is upset that people are using her real name. We debate the issue. Call me at 206-338-2154 Email me at saturncast at gmail.comyesnoListen Here Zilla calls in to the SATURNcast We learn how to pronounce my name the right way. Bean and I wish Sin the best with her son. I cry for real. I discuss the horrific accident Bean and I had with a motorcycle a few years back. I hate motorcycles. I discuss everyone's comments about what happiness means to them. I mention that I had an unethical therapist. Is my medication working? (thanks Zilla for planting that seed in my head) The world famous Bean comes on the show to discuss why she is upset that people are using her real name. We debate the issue. Call me at 206-338-2154 Email me at saturncast at gmail.comhttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings39final.mp3Sun, 20 May 2007 21:28:00 GMT00:41:28Christiaan HuygensForrest, Happiness, and AndyForrest misses her flight to Saturn Andy Melton sends a may day distress call on the way to Saturn. What is happiness? Does it exist?yesnoForrest misses her flight to Saturn Andy Melton sends a may day distress call on the way to Saturn. What is happiness? Does it exist?http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings38final.mp3Thu, 17 May 2007 02:55:00 GMT00:33:53Christiaan HuygensApologies and indignationMy response and feelings to the Tranny Wreck controversy.yesnoMy response and feelings to the Tranny Wreck controversy.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/tranresponse.mp3Wed, 16 May 2007 03:45:00 GMT00:20:56Christiaan HuygensMy take on an American 'traitor"I give a history lesson about Benedict Arnold. I think he is misunderstood and an Adult Child of an Alcoholic. But in any event, here is a history lesson.yesnoI give a history lesson about Benedict Arnold. I think he is misunderstood and an Adult Child of an Alcoholic. But in any event, here is a history lesson.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/BenArnold.mp3Sun, 13 May 2007 20:43:00 GMT00:27:25Christiaan HuygensThunderstorms, Darth Vader and the power of redemptionThe SATURNcast studio is back in its old digs. My sincere condolances to Zilla for the loss of his dog. Dick Cavett reads a poem. It is thundering outside. I love thunderstorms. Listen to my new show I am doing with Jen from Pizzababe. It is called the Unsanecast. Our first guest will be Forrest from Lonely Ice Floe podcast. Darth Vader and the power of redemption. Do you believe in redemption? I do not know. Folsom Prison.yesnoThe SATURNcast studio is back in its old digs. My sincere condolances to Zilla for the loss of his dog. Dick Cavett reads a poem. It is thundering outside. I love thunderstorms. Listen to my new show I am doing with Jen from Pizzababe. It is called the Unsanecast. Our first guest will be Forrest from Lonely Ice Floe podcast. Darth Vader and the power of redemption. Do you believe in redemption? I do not know. Folsom Prison.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings37FINAL.mp3Fri, 11 May 2007 03:09:00 GMT00:29:55Christiaan HuygensA soudtour of Allbany Rural CemeteryToday I take you on a soundtour to the grave of Chester Alan Arthur, the 21st President of the United States at the Albany Rural Cemetery. We visit other dead people as well.yesnoToday I take you on a soundtour to the grave of Chester Alan Arthur, the 21st President of the United States at the Albany Rural Cemetery. We visit other dead people as well.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/chester2.mp3Sat, 05 May 2007 22:25:00 GMT00:47:50Christiaan HuygensA angry flashback to 1695Your recent comments trigger an angry flashback. Where is my fame and glory? I am Dutch.yesnoYour recent comments trigger an angry flashback. Where is my fame and glory? I am Dutch.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings36.mp3Sat, 05 May 2007 01:36:00 GMT00:19:11Christiaan HuygensUpdates, guns and the Bean; Memphis Style.Memphis, Tennessee. Support Andy Melton. An update on the adoption saga -- it is time to let go and give these girls a stable life. We need gun control in the United States and we eed it now. Trent Rezor is GOD. I need Skype lessons. I want all of you on my show. The world famous BEAN jois me at the end of the show. Mr Grieves teaches us we can not escape saddness and death. Email me at saturncast AT gmail.com Call me at 206-338-2154 Memphis, Tennessee. Support Andy Melton. An update on the adoption saga -- it is time to let go and give these girls a stable life. We need gun control in the United States and we eed it now. Trent Rezor is GOD. I need Skype lessons. I want all of you on my show. The world famous BEAN jois me at the end of the show. Mr Grieves teaches us we can not escape saddness and death. Email me at saturncast AT gmail.com Call me at 206-338-2154yesnoMemphis, Tennessee. Support Andy Melton. An update on the adoption saga -- it is time to let go and give these girls a stable life. We need gun control in the United States and we eed it now. Trent Rezor is GOD. I need Skype lessons. I want all of you on my show. The world famous BEAN jois me at the end of the show. Mr Grieves teaches us we can not escape saddness and death. Email me at saturncast AT gmail.com Call me at 206-338-2154 Memphis, Tennessee. Support Andy Melton. An update on the adoption saga -- it is time to let go and give these girls a stable life. We need gun control in the United States and we eed it now. Trent Rezor is GOD. I need Skype lessons. I want all of you on my show. The world famous BEAN jois me at the end of the show. Mr Grieves teaches us we can not escape saddness and death. Email me at saturncast AT gmail.com Call me at 206-338-2154http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings35final.mp3Sun, 29 Apr 2007 22:40:00 GMT00:36:40Christiaan HuygensWe lose the girls -- a cruel God indeed. . .Are you there God? It's me, Christiaan.yesnoAre you there God? It's me, Christiaan.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings34final.mp3Sat, 21 Apr 2007 03:28:00 GMT00:37:20Christiaan HuygensJust fun, ot depressing, promise!This episode is light and breezy. No depressing stuff. Promise! I was on the Pizzababe Goes Global podcast this week. Rebecca Nay releases her Thailand video! Tigger did a fantastic podcast about Alice and Albert's morphine addiction. Listen to the Freak Network Did Andy Melton die in space? Tigger finally got to talk to Bean. His dream realized. (Sorry AJ from cuppatea.us) Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur is podcasting! He was also giving lame thank you for the wristwatch. Hexagons on Saturn. You guys FINALLY notice? Zillafag quits smoking. Shout-out to Dace. Would it kill Dace to update his blog? I give kudos to Bob for moving to Wisconsin and following his dream. Arnold scams Newsweek. A public service announcement telling you not to die an awful death. Bye for now! Guess the song and win a SATURNcast T-shirt!yesnoThis episode is light and breezy. No depressing stuff. Promise! I was on the Pizzababe Goes Global podcast this week. Rebecca Nay releases her Thailand video! Tigger did a fantastic podcast about Alice and Albert's morphine addiction. Listen to the Freak Network Did Andy Melton die in space? Tigger finally got to talk to Bean. His dream realized. (Sorry AJ from cuppatea.us) Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur is podcasting! He was also giving lame thank you for the wristwatch. Hexagons on Saturn. You guys FINALLY notice? Zillafag quits smoking. Shout-out to Dace. Would it kill Dace to update his blog? I give kudos to Bob for moving to Wisconsin and following his dream. Arnold scams Newsweek. A public service announcement telling you not to die an awful death. Bye for now! Guess the song and win a SATURNcast T-shirt!http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/RINGS33FINAL.mp3Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:03:00 GMT00:44:57Christiaan HuygensSoundtour of The Bean on Bourbon StreetThe Saturncast has been far too depressing these days. So here, despite the protests of Andy Melton, is a fun soundtour of the world-famous Bean on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. Enjoy!yesnoThe Saturncast has been far too depressing these days. So here, despite the protests of Andy Melton, is a fun soundtour of the world-famous Bean on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. Enjoy!http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/New%20OrleansBeann.MP3Sun, 08 Apr 2007 19:27:00 GMT00:51:20Christiaan HuygensSanta Claus? What's that? Who's he?I talk today about how the Bean and I are on the verge of losing the girls we were about to adopt. Thank you all for your moral support. It means the world (a Saturn-sized world) to us.yesnoI talk today about how the Bean and I are on the verge of losing the girls we were about to adopt. Thank you all for your moral support. It means the world (a Saturn-sized world) to us.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings32.mp3Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:51:00 GMT00:30:37Christiaan HuygensBliss and Panic about being a DadToday I thank all of you for the wonderful support all of you have given the Bean and I as we go through the process of adopting two little girls. I had a panic attack yesterday. Can I be a good father? It all goes back to how I feel about myself. . .yesnoToday I thank all of you for the wonderful support all of you have given the Bean and I as we go through the process of adopting two little girls. I had a panic attack yesterday. Can I be a good father? It all goes back to how I feel about myself. . .http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings31.mp3Sun, 25 Mar 2007 20:52:00 GMT00:37:06Christiaan Huygens3d Soundtour of Louisiana Bayou with The Bean!A SATURNcast exclusive! (Like you care) The world famous Bean just returned from New Orleans. And guess what? She brought the iRiver! Join her now as she takes you to the Louisiana bayou in search of wild alligators. She even feeds one! WEAR YOUR HEADPHONES. THIS WAS RECORDED WITH THE BINAURAL MICROPHONES FOR 3D STEREO SOUNDnonoA SATURNcast exclusive! (Like you care) The world famous Bean just returned from New Orleans. And guess what? She brought the iRiver! Join her now as she takes you to the Louisiana bayou in search of wild alligators. She even feeds one! WEAR YOUR HEADPHONES. THIS WAS RECORDED WITH THE BINAURAL MICROPHONES FOR 3D STEREO SOUNDhttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/SWAMPBEAN.mp3Wed, 14 Mar 2007 05:13:00 GMT01:03:13Christiaan HuygensHard to understand but fun to listen toIf you do not understand what this is you are probably in the majority.yesnoIf you do not understand what this is you are probably in the majority.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Planetofdust.mp3Sat, 10 Mar 2007 01:35:00 GMT00:28:23Christiaan HuygensAdoption update, Baby Boomer greed and SaturnCan you believe that this is the 30th Rings of Saturn SATURNcast?!! That jerk, Issac Newton could never podcast for this long. I want to thank all of you for your incredible support and kind words during the Bean and my attempt to adopt two little girls. It means a great deal to us. The Bean updates you all about what happened last Wednesday during our interview. I promise not to bore you with adoption stories. I read an infurating article from baby-boomers who claim the younger generation is far more selfish than they are. POPPYCOCK! Check out the new never before seen pictures from Saturn. Listen to The Freak Network Listen to John Ong's wonderful Ongline Podcast Leave me a voice mail at 206-338-2154 or email me at saturncast at gmail.com I have the best fans in the world!yesnoCan you believe that this is the 30th Rings of Saturn SATURNcast?!! That jerk, Issac Newton could never podcast for this long. I want to thank all of you for your incredible support and kind words during the Bean and my attempt to adopt two little girls. It means a great deal to us. The Bean updates you all about what happened last Wednesday during our interview. I promise not to bore you with adoption stories. I read an infurating article from baby-boomers who claim the younger generation is far more selfish than they are. POPPYCOCK! Check out the new never before seen pictures from Saturn. Listen to The Freak Network Listen to John Ong's wonderful Ongline Podcast Leave me a voice mail at 206-338-2154 or email me at saturncast at gmail.com I have the best fans in the world!http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings30.mp3Sun, 04 Mar 2007 20:10:00 GMT00:39:07Christiaan HuygensRemember, remember rehab. . .V For Vendetta is an awsome book and movie. An ode to the wristwatch. . . Lawerence from South Africa calls the SATURNcast! I am very honored. You too can call the SATURNcast at 206-338-2154 Andy Melton designs a fantastic new look for the SATURNdiary. Brittany Spears reminds me of my time in rehab -- which I recount for all of you today. It was a very scary time in my life. Please send the Bean and I some positive mo-jo. We are very close to adopting two little girls. I love all of you. Christiaan Huygens has the best listeners on Earth.yesnoV For Vendetta is an awsome book and movie. An ode to the wristwatch. . . Lawerence from South Africa calls the SATURNcast! I am very honored. You too can call the SATURNcast at 206-338-2154 Andy Melton designs a fantastic new look for the SATURNdiary. Brittany Spears reminds me of my time in rehab -- which I recount for all of you today. It was a very scary time in my life. Please send the Bean and I some positive mo-jo. We are very close to adopting two little girls. I love all of you. Christiaan Huygens has the best listeners on Earth.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings29final.mp3Mon, 26 Feb 2007 04:25:00 GMT00:39:15Christiaan HuygensAuthor of "Big Slick" discusses its September, 2007 releaseToday I interview my good friend Eric Luper. Eric is a talented author who is the author of the teen novel, Big Slick, which will be published in September. Eric and I talk about his new book, the creative writing process, the book business and one of my favorite years, 1934. Eric is a great person and we should all support his works. He has worked very hard to get published. It is required reading on Saturn.yesnoToday I interview my good friend Eric Luper. Eric is a talented author who is the author of the teen novel, Big Slick, which will be published in September. Eric and I talk about his new book, the creative writing process, the book business and one of my favorite years, 1934. Eric is a great person and we should all support his works. He has worked very hard to get published. It is required reading on Saturn.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/LuperFinal.mp3Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:54:00 GMT00:37:06Christiaan HuygensI hate Sundays, homophobia, bigotry and Brittanya word of warning. . . I am depressed today, and thus, so is the show. . . I start the show with a happy announcement from the Bean I Hate Sundays. Hate. I applaud Jen and Bob from the Pizzababe Goes Global podcast and Tigger from the Tiggercast for their strong words against homophobia and Tim Hardaway. Homophobia and bigotry affects us all. Why are we so cruel to each other? I discuss irony and Madge Weinstein. I feel sorry for Brittany Spears and Anna Nicole Smith I am a sad sack today. I promise to be happy next time. . . From the Podsafe Music Network: What if the Aliens Came? by Ian Knapp So Many Different Ways I Can Kill You by Madsumoyesnoa word of warning. . . I am depressed today, and thus, so is the show. . . I start the show with a happy announcement from the Bean I Hate Sundays. Hate. I applaud Jen and Bob from the Pizzababe Goes Global podcast and Tigger from the Tiggercast for their strong words against homophobia and Tim Hardaway. Homophobia and bigotry affects us all. Why are we so cruel to each other? I discuss irony and Madge Weinstein. I feel sorry for Brittany Spears and Anna Nicole Smith I am a sad sack today. I promise to be happy next time. . . From the Podsafe Music Network: What if the Aliens Came? by Ian Knapp So Many Different Ways I Can Kill You by Madsumohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/RINGS28final.mp3Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:19:00 GMT00:35:24Christiaan HuygensI hate Valentines Day, dangers of over-achieving and JFKThe show starts with a wonderful message from the lovely Cheryl Merkowski. Guess the mystery speaker slamming Franklin Roosevelt and win a SATURNcast T-shirt! I hate Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day etc. They are all made up holidays to give the card companies money. You should express your love because you love someone, not because society tells you too!!! Remember when I talked about being addicted to a person? Well, NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak proves my theory. She threw away her entire life due to her addiction to a person. She was also an overachiever -- which can lead to real problems. Trent Reznor is GOD. I give you all a little history lesson on the Kennedy family. JFK had many faults, but I still like him. Listen to the Mysterious Universe podcast. I enjoyed my Skype call with Andy Melton, Dace, and Zillafag. Zilla takes my side against the evil Bean. (finally, someone. . .) E-mail me at Saturncast at gmail.com Call me at (206) 338-2154yesnoThe show starts with a wonderful message from the lovely Cheryl Merkowski. Guess the mystery speaker slamming Franklin Roosevelt and win a SATURNcast T-shirt! I hate Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day etc. They are all made up holidays to give the card companies money. You should express your love because you love someone, not because society tells you too!!! Remember when I talked about being addicted to a person? Well, NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak proves my theory. She threw away her entire life due to her addiction to a person. She was also an overachiever -- which can lead to real problems. Trent Reznor is GOD. I give you all a little history lesson on the Kennedy family. JFK had many faults, but I still like him. Listen to the Mysterious Universe podcast. I enjoyed my Skype call with Andy Melton, Dace, and Zillafag. Zilla takes my side against the evil Bean. (finally, someone. . .) E-mail me at Saturncast at gmail.com Call me at (206) 338-2154http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/RINGS27FINAL.mp3Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:12:00 GMT00:38:34Christiaan HuygensPutting some gratitude in my attitude. . .Today's show is about the important need to stay positive and grateful for life -- even when I want to feel sorry for myself. We start the show with the latest installment of ANDY MELTON IN SPACE. I play an audio clip from Tigger. Special Delivery Mark does his best podcast ever. Sir (cough) Issac Newton who "invented" gravity is an attention whore. I invented the wristwastch. (where's the thank you?) I talk about my terrible habit of being nervous, cynical and sarcastic. I always look at life as "glass half empty". I used alcohol as a crutch. (What's your crutch?) I learned that I need to try and stay positive and be grateful for what I have in life in order to stay healthy. It is the small things in life that will kill you. I wished I followed my own advice. . . Shout-outs PizzaBabe and Bob ZILLA AJ The Gay Expat AND DON'T FORGET NIK IN PARIS!!! I end the show with a few poems from my favorite poet -- Charles Bukowski. Call my voice mail at 206-338-2154 Or email me at saturncast at gmail.comyesnoToday's show is about the important need to stay positive and grateful for life -- even when I want to feel sorry for myself. We start the show with the latest installment of ANDY MELTON IN SPACE. I play an audio clip from Tigger. Special Delivery Mark does his best podcast ever. Sir (cough) Issac Newton who "invented" gravity is an attention whore. I invented the wristwastch. (where's the thank you?) I talk about my terrible habit of being nervous, cynical and sarcastic. I always look at life as "glass half empty". I used alcohol as a crutch. (What's your crutch?) I learned that I need to try and stay positive and be grateful for what I have in life in order to stay healthy. It is the small things in life that will kill you. I wished I followed my own advice. . . Shout-outs PizzaBabe and Bob ZILLA AJ The Gay Expat AND DON'T FORGET NIK IN PARIS!!! I end the show with a few poems from my favorite poet -- Charles Bukowski. Call my voice mail at 206-338-2154 Or email me at saturncast at gmail.comhttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/RINGS26FINAL.mp3Sun, 04 Feb 2007 04:08:00 GMT00:00:00Christiaan HuygensHow cruel we are. . .Today’s show was inspired by Matthew Burlingames’s Spanking Bea Arthur’s Blog. And his wonderful and powerful post: Fat Fat Fatty Fat The Bean reads his powerful post. I talk about growing up and how I did nothing to stop the bullying and cruelty of others. I discuss how I was pressured to stop my own bullies — and the pain and anxiety it caused. Why are we all so cruel to each other? While I abhor Columbine, I can understand why it happened. We need to address the serious problem of school bullying. From the Podsafe Music Network: I Say Whateva by Beat AssassinsyesnoToday's show was inspired by Matthew Burlingames's Spanking Bea Arthur's Blog. And his wonderful and powerful post: Fat Fat Fatty Fat The Bean reads his powerful post. I talk about growing up and how I did nothing to stop the bullying and cruelty of others. I discuss how I was pressured to stop my own bullies — and the pain and anxiety it caused. Why are we all so cruel to each other? While I abhor Columbine, I can understand why it happened. We need to address the serious problem of school bullying. From the Podsafe Music Network: I Say Whateva by Beat Assassinshttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings25final.mp3Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:05:00 GMT00:00:00Christiaan HuygensI am passive agressive and cranky todayI am very passive-aggressive today. You and I have not just sat down and talked in like, forever. Kidney stone problem is still a problem. Thanks to all of you who have reached out to see if I was ok. The SATURNdiary was hacked on Sunday. I hired Andy Melton to fix it and he did a fantastic job! I urge all of you to hire Andy when you need computer help. PizzaBabe calls Bean a whore and a prude. . . Not a winning strategy. Listen to the TiggerCast Listen to AJ’s Cuppa Tea Listen to Rebbecca Nay’s Tranny Wreck (She was mean and cranky on her last podcast) Listen to the Gay Expat Listen to the Freak Network Why is it that I give all of you iTunes reviews but none of you have seen fit to give me one? (even a bad one! SHAME ON YOU) Wal-Mart and Dunkin’ Donuts PC BS. Red China is going to own space in 10 years. We are dumb-asses. Madge Weinstein calls me a hater. So untrue. Apple iPhone is useless. Steve Jobs need a suit. From the Podsafe Music Network: Uncle Seth — You Don’t Need an iPod. Metalica sucks. I think addicts need 12 step programs.yesnoI am very passive-aggressive today. You and I have not just sat down and talked in like, forever. Kidney stone problem is still a problem. Thanks to all of you who have reached out to see if I was ok. The SATURNdiary was hacked on Sunday. I hired Andy Melton to fix it and he did a fantastic job! I urge all of you to hire Andy when you need computer help. PizzaBabe calls Bean a whore and a prude. . . Not a winning strategy. Listen to the TiggerCast Listen to AJ's Cuppa Tea Listen to Rebbecca Nay's Tranny Wreck (She was mean and cranky on her last podcast) Listen to the Gay Expat Listen to the Freak Network Why is it that I give all of you iTunes reviews but none of you have seen fit to give me one? (even a bad one! SHAME ON YOU) Wal-Mart and Dunkin' Donuts PC BS. Red China is going to own space in 10 years. We are dumb-asses. Madge Weinstein calls me a hater. So untrue. Apple iPhone is useless. Steve Jobs need a suit. From the Podsafe Music Network: Uncle Seth — You Don't Need an iPod. Metalica sucks. I think addicts need 12 step programs.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/RINGS24FINAL.mp3Sun, 28 Jan 2007 04:42:00 GMT00:40:40Christiaan HuygensBringing you back to the old skool days. . .My best friend, since kindergarten, reminisce about the old skool days. We are not proud of the old days. We are very fortunate not to be in prison or dead. We used to laugh about it -- now we thank our lucky stars. . .yesnoMy best friend, since kindergarten, reminisce about the old skool days. We are not proud of the old days. We are very fortunate not to be in prison or dead. We used to laugh about it -- now we thank our lucky stars. . .http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/INTERVIEWOLDFRIEND.mp3Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:21:00 GMT00:46:17Christiaan HuygensKidney Stones, or, how I met the BeanI am really, really ill today with a kidney stone. But I did not want to podfade on you all. So I did a show. It is that kind of level of service you would expect from Christiaan Huygens and the SATURNcast. Bean joins me to fill in the gaps of my codeine induced fog. I was honored to be on two different podcasts this week. AJ's CuppaTea Pizzababe Goes Global We love the TIGGERcast Andy Melton in space update. My kidney stone troubles. . . Bean discusses her own young romance troubles. Bean and I discuss how we met in law school. A phone message from Special Delivery Mark. Ali G and that jerk, Andy Rooney. I love you all. I am in pain.yesnoI am really, really ill today with a kidney stone. But I did not want to podfade on you all. So I did a show. It is that kind of level of service you would expect from Christiaan Huygens and the SATURNcast. Bean joins me to fill in the gaps of my codeine induced fog. I was honored to be on two different podcasts this week. AJ's CuppaTea Pizzababe Goes Global We love the TIGGERcast Andy Melton in space update. My kidney stone troubles. . . Bean discusses her own young romance troubles. Bean and I discuss how we met in law school. A phone message from Special Delivery Mark. Ali G and that jerk, Andy Rooney. I love you all. I am in pain.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/RINGSOFSATURN23.mp3Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:51:00 GMT00:46:47Christiaan HuygensHow I almost married the wrong woman. . .Today I discuss the power of infatuation. In other words, the addiction to a person. It is not love. Not at all. I tell you a story of my pre-Bean years -- my addiction to Eve. Eve is a woman, thankfully, I did not marry. From the Podsafe Music Network: I Write Sins, not Tragedies by Panic at the Disco Obsession by On Holiday.yesnoToday I discuss the power of infatuation. In other words, the addiction to a person. It is not love. Not at all. I tell you a story of my pre-Bean years -- my addiction to Eve. Eve is a woman, thankfully, I did not marry. From the Podsafe Music Network: I Write Sins, not Tragedies by Panic at the Disco Obsession by On Holiday.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings22final.mp3Sun, 07 Jan 2007 08:17:00 GMT00:39:18Christiaan HuygensBean joins us. Am I hypocritical, Saddam dies, Andy Melton is space and Gerald FordThe world-famous Bean joins Rings of Saturn #21 as a guest host. Am I wrong to question other podcasters use of audio-blackface? Is therefore the use of Brian Boothby hypocritical? We discuss the Saddam Hussein execution. The person in charge of public relations for this hanging should be fired. ANDY MELTON LAUNCHES INTO SPACE! It will take him ten years to get to Saturn. Andy will update us about his space journey on the SATURNcast from time to time. Bean and I end the show discussing the death of Gerald Ford, and how poor it was of everybody not to show up for his state ceremonies. New Year's Day is just like every other day -- exactly the same.yesnoThe world-famous Bean joins Rings of Saturn #21 as a guest host. Am I wrong to question other podcasters use of audio-blackface? Is therefore the use of Brian Boothby hypocritical? We discuss the Saddam Hussein execution. The person in charge of public relations for this hanging should be fired. ANDY MELTON LAUNCHES INTO SPACE! It will take him ten years to get to Saturn. Andy will update us about his space journey on the SATURNcast from time to time. Bean and I end the show discussing the death of Gerald Ford, and how poor it was of everybody not to show up for his state ceremonies. New Year's Day is just like every other day -- exactly the same.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings21final.mp3Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:05:00 GMT00:49:37Christiaan HuygensFrom the Center Brian Lives and Works at in AmericaStraight from the rec room of the Center Brian Boothby lives and works at in America, SATURNcast proudly sponsors: Brian Boothby's New Year's Eve Dance Party.yesnoStraight from the rec room of the Center Brian Boothby lives and works at in America, SATURNcast proudly sponsors: Brian Boothby's New Year's Eve Dance Party.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/DANCEPARTY.mp3Fri, 29 Dec 2006 05:59:00 GMT00:31:44Christiaan HuygensDutch,Old, Brilliant -- Christiaan Huygens!DEBUT OF NEW SATURNcast THEME SONG The Bean showers me with gifts. Do you want a free SATURNcast T-Shirt? email me at saturncast@gmail.com (go to saturndiary.com shownotes for logo) ZillaFag's Heartwarming Holiday Message What's the deal with queercasting? Read The Gay Expat's website. I muse on how Christmas was both wonderful and awful this year (were you surprised?) A slam on religion. Uncomfortable and saddened with the in-laws. . . A StarWars Christmas for the Bean (groan) NiiceLady gives me fuels for thought about Miss USA and AA. A shout-out to the PizzaBabe and Bob Listen to The Freak Network From the Podsafe Music Network: "Lay Down for the Lord" by Drunken PrayeryesnoDEBUT OF NEW SATURNcast THEME SONG The Bean showers me with gifts. Do you want a free SATURNcast T-Shirt? email me at saturncast@gmail.com (go to saturndiary.com shownotes for logo) ZillaFag's Heartwarming Holiday Message What's the deal with queercasting? Read The Gay Expat's website. I muse on how Christmas was both wonderful and awful this year (were you surprised?) A slam on religion. Uncomfortable and saddened with the in-laws. . . A StarWars Christmas for the Bean (groan) NiiceLady gives me fuels for thought about Miss USA and AA. A shout-out to the PizzaBabe and Bob Listen to The Freak Network From the Podsafe Music Network: "Lay Down for the Lord" by Drunken Prayerhttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/RINGS20final.mp3Wed, 27 Dec 2006 07:42:00 GMT00:43:44Theme Song,Christmas horror stories,queercasting,the gay expat,pizzababe podcast,Bean,religion,clergy sex abuseChristiaan HuygensBrief sound-tour of ManhattanA brief audio sound-tour of shopping, a little history and some philosophy in Midtown Manhattan by your humble host, Christiaan Huygens.yesnoA brief audio sound-tour of shopping, a little history and some philosophy in Midtown Manhattan by your humble host, Christiaan Huygens.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/WALKINGCHELSEA.mp3Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:05:00 GMT00:23:37Manhattan,sound tour,Chelsea Mid-town Manhattan,Manhattan history,Manhattan philosophyChristiaan HuygensA Cool Hand. . .Luke: Anybody here? Hey, Old Man. You home tonight? Can You spare a minute. It's about time we had a little talk. I know I'm a pretty evil fellow... killed people in the war and got drunk... and chewed up municipal property and the like. I know I got no call to ask for much... but even so, You've got to admit You ain't dealt me no cards in a long time. It's beginning to look like You got things fixed so I can't never win out. Inside, outside, all of them... rules and regulations and bosses. You made me like I am. Now just where am I supposed to fit in? Old Man, I gotta tell You. I started out pretty strong and fast. But it's beginning to get to me. When does it end? What do You got in mind for me? What do I do now? Right. All right. [Gets on knees, closes eyes and begins to pray] Luke: . On my knees, asking. [Peeks up with one eye, waits. Then opens eyes and crosses arms] Luke: . Yeah, that's what I thought. I guess I'm pretty tough to deal with, huh? A hard case. [Clicks tongue] Luke: . Yeah. I guess I gotta find my own way. [Headlights shine through windows, backs up] Dragline: Luke? Luke: [Shakes head and smiles] Is that Your answer, Old Man? I guess You're a hard case, too. Happy Holidays from The Bean and Christiaan Huygens. From the Podsafe Music Network: Country Road Christmas by Craig Cardiff Silent Night by Friction Bailey (Heartwarming Christmas Opening by Pizzababe)yesnoLuke: Anybody here? Hey, Old Man. You home tonight? Can You spare a minute. It's about time we had a little talk. I know I'm a pretty evil fellow... killed people in the war and got drunk... and chewed up municipal property and the like. I know I got no call to ask for much... but even so, You've got to admit You ain't dealt me no cards in a long time. It's beginning to look like You got things fixed so I can't never win out. Inside, outside, all of them... rules and regulations and bosses. You made me like I am. Now just where am I supposed to fit in? Old Man, I gotta tell You. I started out pretty strong and fast. But it's beginning to get to me. When does it end? What do You got in mind for me? What do I do now? Right. All right. [Gets on knees, closes eyes and begins to pray] Luke: . On my knees, asking. [Peeks up with one eye, waits. Then opens eyes and crosses arms] Luke: . Yeah, that's what I thought. I guess I'm pretty tough to deal with, huh? A hard case. [Clicks tongue] Luke: . Yeah. I guess I gotta find my own way. [Headlights shine through windows, backs up] Dragline: Luke? Luke: [Shakes head and smiles] Is that Your answer, Old Man? I guess You're a hard case, too. Happy Holidays from The Bean and Christiaan Huygens. From the Podsafe Music Network: Country Road Christmas by Craig Cardiff Silent Night by Friction Bailey (Heartwarming Christmas Opening by Pizzababe)http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings19finalcut.mp3Mon, 18 Dec 2006 02:29:00 GMT00:41:58Cool Hand Luke, Christmas, childhood memoriesChristiaan HuygensRomance is all hype. . .The Eiffel Tower is traditionally known for its romance. Not for The Bean and me. Listen to the wind howl, the large crowds, Bean not wanting to kiss me and see with your mind as I slowly grow crankier and crankier -- I even scold an Eiffel Tower employee Form the Podsafe Music Network: Fuck the RIAA by dotCommunismyesnoThe Eiffel Tower is traditionally known for its romance. Not for The Bean and me. Listen to the wind howl, the large crowds, Bean not wanting to kiss me and see with your mind as I slowly grow crankier and crankier -- I even scold an Eiffel Tower employee Form the Podsafe Music Network: Fuck the RIAA by dotCommunismhttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Amour%20et%20Guerre%20de%20la%20Tour%20d'Eiffel.mp3Sun, 17 Dec 2006 03:24:00 GMT00:20:02Romance,hype,soundtour,eiffel tower,ParisChristiaan HuygensA Heartwarming Merry Christmas to you all. . .I thought I would do a heart-warming holiday mini-podcast for you all. (thank you Jenny and Bob of the PizzaBabe podcast for the family-friendly, wholesome inspiration) From the Podsafe Music Network: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas by Little ThomyesnoI thought I would do a heart-warming holiday mini-podcast for you all. (thank you Jenny and Bob of the PizzaBabe podcast for the family-friendly, wholesome inspiration) From the Podsafe Music Network: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas by Little Thomhttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Rings18.5Final.mp3Tue, 12 Dec 2006 15:34:00 GMT00:03:41PizzaBabe,HeartwarmingChristiaan HuygensNine Inch Nails, Support for The Bean, old people drivers, and the Baby BoomersMake sure to support The Freak Network. A PizzaBabe Goes Global intro. I mash and mix up a Nine Inch Nails open-source re-mix of The Hand That Feeds by J666 of the Nine Inch Nails remix website. Thank you, thank you, thank you for all the support all have given the Bean and me during her surgery. The People in Real Life (you know who you are) And the Cyber-Community: NiiceLady (my first listener) ZillaCast Tranny Wreck Andy Melton The Gay Expat Pizzababe Okay So Radio And a HUGE SHOUT OUT TO TIGGER of the TIGGER PODCAST I play an audio message from Tigger. The Bean credits Tigger's candle for a successful surgery. PizzaBabe does heartwarming, family-orientated "mini-podcasts" on Thursdays. I lament over senior-citizen drives and Baby-Boomers. Congrats to the Gay Expat for getting his French Visa! Off the Podsafe Music Network : Senior Citizen Love Fest by Joshua Grosvent Laments of the Irish Immigrant by BrareusyesnoMake sure to support The Freak Network. A PizzaBabe Goes Global intro. I mash and mix up a Nine Inch Nails open-source re-mix of The Hand That Feeds by J666 of the Nine Inch Nails remix website. Thank you, thank you, thank you for all the support all have given the Bean and me during her surgery. The People in Real Life (you know who you are) And the Cyber-Community: NiiceLady (my first listener) ZillaCast Tranny Wreck Andy Melton The Gay Expat Pizzababe Okay So Radio And a HUGE SHOUT OUT TO TIGGER of the TIGGER PODCAST I play an audio message from Tigger. The Bean credits Tigger's candle for a successful surgery. PizzaBabe does heartwarming, family-orientated "mini-podcasts" on Thursdays. I lament over senior-citizen drives and Baby-Boomers. Congrats to the Gay Expat for getting his French Visa! Off the Podsafe Music Network : Senior Citizen Love Fest by Joshua Grosvent Laments of the Irish Immigrant by Brareushttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/RINGS18FINAL.mp3Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:27:00 GMT00:42:50Christiaan HuygensPost operative Bean speaks, Paris sound tour continuesPost-operative Bean gives a special shout-out and thank you to everyone who wished her well during her operation. And then it is back to Paris where Christiaan and pre-operative Bean give you a mini-tour of the Palace of Versailles. . . .then it is off to Cimetiere de Monmarte to find the grave of the Bean's favorite artist, Edgar Damas. Funny postscript -- At the time we thought we never found Degas grave. We actually did with out knowing it. We laughed as we walked by a crypt that read "Famille de Gas." We laughed because we thought it said "Family of Gas" It said "Degas" So we missed out of taking in Degas's grave for a fart joke. . .yesnoPost-operative Bean gives a special shout-out and thank you to everyone who wished her well during her operation. And then it is back to Paris where Christiaan and pre-operative Bean give you a mini-tour of the Palace of Versailles. . . .then it is off to Cimetiere de Monmarte to find the grave of the Bean's favorite artist, Edgar Damas. Funny postscript -- At the time we thought we never found Degas grave. We actually did with out knowing it. We laughed as we walked by a crypt that read "Famille de Gas." We laughed because we thought it said "Family of Gas" It said "Degas" So we missed out of taking in Degas's grave for a fart joke. . .http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/Degas.mp3Fri, 08 Dec 2006 02:55:00 GMT00:26:40Bean,Edgar Degas, Degas Dancers,Versailles,Cimetiere de Monmarte,soundtourChristiaan HuygensClimbing to the top of the Arc de TriompheA SATURNcast exclusive. (Like you care) The Bean and my Paris adventure continues. . . We do something very intelligent. We eat a huge meal and then climb A LOT of stairs to the top of the Arc de TriompheyesnoA SATURNcast exclusive. (Like you care) The Bean and my Paris adventure continues. . . We do something very intelligent. We eat a huge meal and then climb A LOT of stairs to the top of the Arc de Triomphehttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/EATINGCLIMBPARIS.mp3Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:21:00 GMT00:32:56Paris,Arc de Triomphe,soundtour,saturncast,saturndiaryChristiaan HuygensCatholic Church HypocrisyI start off today's show with Bishop Fulton Sheen lecturing us on, of all things, sex. I produce a very angry rant against the Catholic Church. As a victim of clergy sexual abuse, I express outrage at the corruptness and greed of the church. Bean gets attacked by a security officer at Sacre' Coeur Basillica in Paris for taking a picture. Turns out the church forbids picture taking inside the church so they can sell the picture postcards in their gift shop. Disgusting. I applaud Madge Weinstein of Yeast Radio for mentioning the abuse crisis on her show. Bean and I are amazed at our visit to the Palace of Versaille in France. Simply breathtaking. We go on a private tour of Louis XVI's private apartments. I question some of the assertions given by our French tour guide. (Which means a history lesson to you) I applaud Rebecca Nay of Tranny Wreck Radio for her recent surgery. I urge everyone to listen to Marti Abernathy's Fat Tranny Circus I thank the PizzaBabe for all her support. Listen to the Gay Expat. From the PodSafe Music Network Fight at the Church Dance by Legends on Heroin Hypocrites Code by Big Softy I want to hear your feedback. Email me at saturncast@gmail.com, leave a comment on my blog at saturndiary.com or call me at 206-338-2154yesnoI start off today's show with Bishop Fulton Sheen lecturing us on, of all things, sex. I produce a very angry rant against the Catholic Church. As a victim of clergy sexual abuse, I express outrage at the corruptness and greed of the church. Bean gets attacked by a security officer at Sacre' Coeur Basillica in Paris for taking a picture. Turns out the church forbids picture taking inside the church so they can sell the picture postcards in their gift shop. Disgusting. I applaud Madge Weinstein of Yeast Radio for mentioning the abuse crisis on her show. Bean and I are amazed at our visit to the Palace of Versaille in France. Simply breathtaking. We go on a private tour of Louis XVI's private apartments. I question some of the assertions given by our French tour guide. (Which means a history lesson to you) I applaud Rebecca Nay of Tranny Wreck Radio for her recent surgery. I urge everyone to listen to Marti Abernathy's Fat Tranny Circus I thank the PizzaBabe for all her support. Listen to the Gay Expat. From the PodSafe Music Network Fight at the Church Dance by Legends on Heroin Hypocrites Code by Big Softy I want to hear your feedback. Email me at saturncast@gmail.com, leave a comment on my blog at saturndiary.com or call me at 206-338-2154http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/RINGS17FINAL.mp3Fri, 01 Dec 2006 04:42:00 GMT00:40:52Christiaan HuygensBean falls, blames meBean and I, in Paris, take the Paris subway (The Metro) to go to Thanksgiving dinner. Bean takes a nasty spill inside the subway station and hurts her knee. She blames me! Send the Gay Expat (www.thegayexpat.com) some peanut butter and Mexican food. Two things that are in short supply in Paris. Also, Bean gets sneezed on.yesnoBean and I, in Paris, take the Paris subway (The Metro) to go to Thanksgiving dinner. Bean takes a nasty spill inside the subway station and hurts her knee. She blames me! Send the Gay Expat (www.thegayexpat.com) some peanut butter and Mexican food. Two things that are in short supply in Paris. Also, Bean gets sneezed on.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/PARISSUBWAY.mp3Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:27:00 GMT00:28:57Paris subway, Paris metro, falling, slipping,tripping,subway injury,chivalry,Le Train BluChristiaan HuygensA Thanksgiving Sound-tour in Stowe, VermontThe Bean and I will be away this week. But before I left you, my loyal readers and listeners, I wanted to give you a sound tour of the Bean and I strolling around Stowe,Vermont this past weekend. We also want to take this time to wish you and yours a wonderful Thanksgiving (no matter where you live, there must be at least one thing to be thankful for this week) Take Care. Christiaan Huygens (You might want to listen with headphones)yesnoThe Bean and I will be away this week. But before I left you, my loyal readers and listeners, I wanted to give you a sound tour of the Bean and I strolling around Stowe,Vermont this past weekend. We also want to take this time to wish you and yours a wonderful Thanksgiving (no matter where you live, there must be at least one thing to be thankful for this week) Take Care. Christiaan Huygens (You might want to listen with headphones)http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/STOWETRIP.mp3Mon, 20 Nov 2006 03:14:00 GMT00:50:37Thanksgiving,The Bean,Stowe, Vermont,history,cemetery,soundtourChristiaan HuygensPodcasting girls, old fashioned girls, nag and greedToday's show starts before the show even starts. My wife the Bean overhears me podcasting last night and takes offense to calling her a "podcast nag" She calls in with a response which I play before the show. FDR gives a speech. A HUGE SHOUT-OUT TO TIGGER BLOG AND PODCAST. (He made me a fantastic cover-art graphic -- simply amazing THANK YOU) I am supper smitten with Lynette at the Lynette Radio and the PB&J Podcast. Bean is a podcast nag, but is a reality TV junkie. I hate the greed on ABC's Extreme Makover, Home Edition. We are all greedy and hypocrites (this includes me) George Eastman killed himself. I hate charity balls. Don't give people good news or bad news if you can help it. Going to Paris with the Bean soon! I express worry over Bean's upcoming surgery. She is a nag, but I love her! From the Podsafe Music Network" They Feed on Greed by Undercover Hippy Colonial Williamsburg by Tris McCall Chico and the Man TV theme by Jose FelicianoyesnoToday's show starts before the show even starts. My wife the Bean overhears me podcasting last night and takes offense to calling her a "podcast nag" She calls in with a response which I play before the show. FDR gives a speech. A HUGE SHOUT-OUT TO TIGGER BLOG AND PODCAST. (He made me a fantastic cover-art graphic -- simply amazing THANK YOU) I am supper smitten with Lynette at the Lynette Radio and the PB&J Podcast. Bean is a podcast nag, but is a reality TV junkie. I hate the greed on ABC's Extreme Makover, Home Edition. We are all greedy and hypocrites (this includes me) George Eastman killed himself. I hate charity balls. Don't give people good news or bad news if you can help it. Going to Paris with the Bean soon! I express worry over Bean's upcoming surgery. She is a nag, but I love her! From the Podsafe Music Network" They Feed on Greed by Undercover Hippy Colonial Williamsburg by Tris McCall Chico and the Man TV theme by Jose Felicianohttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/SATURN16FINAL.mp3Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:54:00 GMT00:46:39Christiaan HuygensPizzaBabe's Ticker Tape ParadeThis is the PizzaBabe Ticker-Tape Parade. Your announcers, Christiaan Huygens and Brian Boothby From the Podsafe Music Network: Summertime by Brother Love Clips from Yeast Radio (www.yeastradio.com) Episode #477 and PizzaBabe (www.pizzababe.com) Episode #107 Marching Band: University of VirginiayesnoThis is the PizzaBabe Ticker-Tape Parade. Your announcers, Christiaan Huygens and Brian Boothby From the Podsafe Music Network: Summertime by Brother Love Clips from Yeast Radio (www.yeastradio.com) Episode #477 and PizzaBabe (www.pizzababe.com) Episode #107 Marching Band: University of Virginiahttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/TICKERTAPEPARADE.mp3Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:05:00 GMT00:31:42PizzaBabe,The Freak Network,Ticker-tape parade,Brian BoothbyChristiaan HuygensAngry at Same-Sex Marriage defeats, Jesus, The Bean, and Bathroom EmergencyWell, the elections are over and the Democrats won! yeah. . . It means nothing. Nothing! And seven bigoted states banned same-sex marriage. WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE PEOPLE? DO YOU CARE? That's right, Jesus was all about the hate. . . I am a total and complete jerk to the Bean this week. I am sorry Bean. . . I share with you my bathroom tragedy at the cemetery last Saturday. PizzaBabe Ticker Tape Parade this Sunday! I plug the ZILLAFAG podcast. From the Podsafe Music Network: Beautiful and Useless by Smiling Cynic Jesus Loves Me by Jillian Goblin Attack by 2nd Symphony Post Office Jesus by Little Fish/Big PondyesnoWell, the elections are over and the Democrats won! yeah. . . It means nothing. Nothing! And seven bigoted states banned same-sex marriage. WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE PEOPLE? DO YOU CARE? That's right, Jesus was all about the hate. . . I am a total and complete jerk to the Bean this week. I am sorry Bean. . . I share with you my bathroom tragedy at the cemetery last Saturday. PizzaBabe Ticker Tape Parade this Sunday! I plug the ZILLAFAG podcast. From the Podsafe Music Network: Beautiful and Useless by Smiling Cynic Jesus Loves Me by Jillian Goblin Attack by 2nd Symphony Post Office Jesus by Little Fish/Big Pondhttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/RINGS15FINAL.mp3Fri, 10 Nov 2006 05:06:00 GMT00:40:57elections,democrats,same-sex marriage,biggots,Jesus,hate,bathroom emergency,Litte Fish/Big Pond,Smiling Cynic,anger,pennance,forgiveness,PizzaBabe,ZillaFagChristiaan HuygensSoundtour and History Lesson of Oakwood Cemetery, Troy, NYFirst, I want to thank everyone for the outpouring of support for the Bean and me. Thank you. Today I do something different. I give you a sound-tour and history lesson at Oakwood Cemetery located in Troy, New York. While I was there, a Iraq War solider was being buried. This was happening while I was, literely, standing at Uncle Sam's grave. Cemeteries are an excellent place to reflect and get your priorities straight. Song, Fifteen Miles on the Erie Canal (Low Bridge) performed by The Dady Brothers.yesnoFirst, I want to thank everyone for the outpouring of support for the Bean and me. Thank you. Today I do something different. I give you a sound-tour and history lesson at Oakwood Cemetery located in Troy, New York. While I was there, a Iraq War solider was being buried. This was happening while I was, literely, standing at Uncle Sam's grave. Cemeteries are an excellent place to reflect and get your priorities straight. Song, Fifteen Miles on the Erie Canal (Low Bridge) performed by The Dady Brothers.http://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/RINGSOFSATURN_14.mp3Sun, 05 Nov 2006 03:12:00 GMT00:46:29Oakwood cemetery,cemeteries,history,Troy, NY,Russell Sage,war dead,funerals, priorities,reflection,ego,greed,Christiaan HuygensCancer Scare for the BeanI am honored to be part of the Freak Network Pizza Babe ticker tape parade show is November 12 I use this rare weekday show for pure rambling therapy. I discuss that the Bean and I spent most of the day with the ovarian cancer doctor. I attempt to use dry humor to deal with the fact that we most likely will never have biological children. . . I praise Richard Bluestein for his Cindy Sheehan interview on Yeast Radio, although I was less than impressed with Cindy Sheehan. I make another gripe at the corporate media. Support independent podcasters Third parties in the United States are dangerous I am long, preachy and rambling. Check out my Hallocast at saturncast.com For detailed shownotes and daily blog go to saturndiary.com E-mail me at saturncast@gmail.com Off the Podsafe Music Network: Fuck the RIAA by dot.communism Support the Truth by Jim's Big Ego When the President Talks to God by Bright EyesyesnoI am honored to be part of the Freak Network Pizza Babe ticker tape parade show is November 12 I use this rare weekday show for pure rambling therapy. I discuss that the Bean and I spent most of the day with the ovarian cancer doctor. I attempt to use dry humor to deal with the fact that we most likely will never have biological children. . . I praise Richard Bluestein for his Cindy Sheehan interview on Yeast Radio, although I was less than impressed with Cindy Sheehan. I make another gripe at the corporate media. Support independent podcasters Third parties in the United States are dangerous I am long, preachy and rambling. Check out my Hallocast at saturncast.com For detailed shownotes and daily blog go to saturndiary.com E-mail me at saturncast@gmail.com Off the Podsafe Music Network: Fuck the RIAA by dot.communism Support the Truth by Jim's Big Ego When the President Talks to God by Bright Eyeshttp://media.podcastingmanager.com/34217-81498/Media/RINGS13FINAL.mp3Wed, 01 Nov 2006 08:11:00 GMT00:48:48ovarian cancer,infertility,corporate media,Yeast Radio,Richard Bluestein,Cindy Sheehan,Ralph Nader, Green Party,Jim;s Big Ego,Yeast Radio,Bright Eyes,dot.communisimChristiaan HuygensHALLOcastStarring (in order of appearance) Christiaan Huygens -- As himself The Bean -- As herself Ms. NiiceLady -- As the e-mailer Ms.McKinley Roosevelt Cat -- As the Silent Producer Mr. Matthew Blender (oksaysoradio.libsyn.com) -- As the writer Ms. Cheryl Merkowski (www.whorehole.org) -- As the fired employee Ms. Rebecca Nay (www.trannywreck.com) as the reporter Mr. Andrew Melton (www.andymelton.net) -- as the computer expert Mr. Orson Welles -- as himself Ambient Sound (SIM043 -- Devolium -- Tuesday) copyrighted by Serge Audenaert, Samples in Motion Website (samplesinmotion.com/podblog) This podcast dedicated to Mr. Orson Welles, who proved broadcasting did not have to be done inside a box. And all those independent podcasters who are thinking outside the box everyday.