SaturnCast

Rings of Saturn #72

Christiaan Huygens — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 13:09:39 GMT

A comment from Forrest of the Lonely Ice Floe

Why is it that the grass is greener on the other side?

Never assume anything based on appearances.

Don't get too hyped up over this political season -- the more things change the more they stay the same.

A little bit of Mario.

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Rings of Saturn #71

Christiaan Huygens — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:45:27 GMT

Today I discuss the family curse of alcoholism and suicide.

I do not want my son to face the family curse. I discuss.

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The Birth of Isaac William

Christiaan Huygens — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 13:24:21 GMT

This week, after ten years of trying the Bean and I finally gave birth to a beautiful healthy baby boy Isaac William.

I tell the story of our struggle, why we named him Isaac, our hospital stay and some very special tributes from you all.

We love all of you.

Rings of Saturn #68

Christiaan Huygens — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:18:03 GMT

Special Thanks to Matthew and Andy.

my god sits in the back of the limousine
my god comes in a wrapper of cellophane
my god pouts on the cover of the magazine
my god's a shallow little bitch trying to make the scene

I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype
I listened to everyone now I know that everyone was right
I'll be there for you as long as it works for me
I play a game
it's called insincerity

starfuckers
starfuckers
starfuckers, inc.
starfuckers

I am every fucking thing and just a little more
I sold my soul but don't you dare call me a whore
and when I suck you off not a drop will go to waste
it's really not so bad you know once you get past the taste, yeah
(asskisser)

starfuckers
starfuckers
starfuckers, inc.
starfuckers

all our pain
how did you think we'd get by without you?
you're so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
don't you?
don't you?
don't you?
don't you?

now I belong I'm one of the chosen ones
now I belong I'm one of the beautiful ones

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Rings of Saturn#67

Christiaan Huygens — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 17:19:46 GMT

I hate New Years -- what is the point?

Bean and my hellish experience with AT&T

Word Press frustrates me.

I love all of you and wish you a wonderful 2008!

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Rings of Saturn #66

Christiaan Huygens — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 14:14:13 GMT

Today I receive voice mails from Alissa L., Special Delivery Mark, and Forrest.

I am in a foul mood today and I discuss my struggle with panic attacks.

A baby update.

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Rings of Saturn #65

Christiaan Huygens — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 13:44:08 GMT

I hope all of you are doing well this holiday season and are not too depressed.

Phone call from Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur.

Jonestown episode was designed to make us think.

Phone call from Rebecca Nay about religion.

I talk about my thoughts about religion -- is it safe to go back? Am I making a mistake?

Marina scolds me about being too hard on retail employees.

Eric Luper chimes in about my voice.

I recently went to the Rubin Museum of Art in Manhattan. Where I saw some wonderful and interesting Hindu art.

I want to learn more about Hinduism. If you know something about it let me know.

Are museums wrong to keep artifacts that were stolen?

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I hope all of you are doing well this holiday season and are not too depressed.

Phone call from Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur.

Jonestown episode was designed to make us think.

Phone call from Rebecca Nay about religion.

I talk about my thoughts about religion -- is it safe to go back? Am I making a mistake?

Marina scolds me about being too hard on retail employees.

Eric Luper chimes in about my voice.

I recently went to the Rubin Museum of Art in Manhattan. Where I saw some wonderful and interesting Hindu art.

I want to learn more about Hinduism. If you know something about it let me know.

Are museums wrong to keep artifacts that were stolen?

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Leave a comment at saturndiary.com

Rings of Saturn #64

Christiaan Huygens — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 15:38:14 GMT

I honor a request from Peter -- no Nine Inch Nails!

I play a telephone comment from Kentie of the Flatus Show

You can not escape Charles Bukowski

The pain when the child has to be the adult.

My problems with Dunkin Donuts -- it takes forever to place an order.

What religion, if at all should I raise my child in? I want your thoughts.

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Rings of Saturn #63

Christiaan Huygens — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:12:09 GMT

Today I express my anger at the mass shooting in Nebraska.

Will we ever learn?

Happy Holidays!

HISTORYcast -- Massacre at Jonestown

Christiaan Huygens — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 19:04:26 GMT

Today I discuss Jim Jones and the People's Temple.

Jones, who started as a preacher became more and more insane and paranoid -- eventually leaving the United States with his followers and starting Jonestown.

Many people living in Jonestown felt trapped and held hostage. When Congressman Leo Ryan flew to Jonestown to investigate he was shot dead.

Jim Jones, in the height of paranoia, convinces hundreds of his followers to kill themselves on Kool-Aid laced with cyanide.

I play the recording of the final 25 minutes where Jim Jones convinces his flock that the time is now to kill themselves.

I think you will be shocked at how little emotion or protest there actually is.

Rings of Saturn #62

Christiaan Huygens — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 18:51:32 GMT

I feel bad for the Bean -- she made a mistake and let the cat out of the bag.

My terrifying encounter with a snake.

Do you ever feel that your goal is beyond reach? That you are wasting your talents?

Meta talk: help me improve my audio sound!

I have a new microphone!

Was Martin Van Buren a cross dresser?

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I would love to hear from you!

Rings of Saturn #61

Christiaan Huygens — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:42:01 GMT

Today I give a shout-out to Kiko from the Visitronix podcast.

Marina from I Love Lard podcast sends in an incredible audio comment.

I talk about the complications of families -- you can not change a squirrel into a rabbit. . .

Eric Luper chimes in about commercialism and the holidays?

The biggest money whores of all? -- the churches.

A shout out to Sin.

I love all of you.

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Rings of Saturn #60

Christiaan Huygens — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 16:06:20 GMT

Today I talk about how going home for Thanksgiving depressed me.

The pain of dysfunctional families.

I play a piece from my favorite poet, Charles Bukowski

Bean and I go to the Hayden Planetarium in Manhattan, and leave unhappy.

Cemeterycast coming soon!

Why aren't I hearing from you?

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I love all of you!

Rings of Saturn #59

Christiaan Huygens — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 14:11:39 GMT

Today I talk about J.D. Salinger, Howard Hughes and how isolating yourself can lead to trouble.

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Don't isolate! I would love to hear from you!

SPECIAL RADIO BROADCAST

Christiaan Huygens — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 11:32:05 GMT

Enjoy this classic Saturn presentation.

Starring (in order of appearance)

Mr. Christiaan Huygens — As himself

The Bean — As herself

Ms. NiiceLady — As the e-mailer

Ms. McKinley Roosevelt Cat — As the silent radio producer

Mr. Matthew Blender — As the writer

Ms. Cheryl Merkowski — As the fired employee

Ms. Rebecca Nay — As the reporter

Mr. Andrew Melton — as the computer expert

Mr. Orson Welles — as himself

Ambient Sound (SIM043 — Devolium — Tuesday) copyrighted by Serge Audenaert, Samples in Motion Website
This podcast dedicated to Mr. Orson Welles, who proved broadcasting did not have to be done inside a box.

And all those independent podcasters who are thinking outside the box everyday.

Rings of Saturn #58

Christiaan Huygens — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:31:20 GMT

Rebecca Nay speaks.

Bean and I go apple picking.

What mask are you hiding in? It may be hurting you.

Send me your freaky, scary audio mo-jo for the SATURNcast, HALLOcast.

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Big Slick is out in bookstores now!

Christiaan Huygens — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:13:47 GMT

Author Eric Luper's new book, Big Slick is now in bookstores.

Join me in my million dollar studio as I interview Eric about poker, trust, relationships and a whole host of other issues.

Eric even reads an expert of his book.

The first five people to contact me will get a free personalized autographed copy of the book.

Big Slick can also be found at your favorite local bookstore.

Rings of Saturn #57

Christiaan Huygens — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 19:57:04 GMT

A Public Service Announcement by Rebecca Nay

I am very sick and my voice is shot to hell. This may be the worst SATURNcast yet.

I discuss how screwed up families are and I update you on how things are going with my family.

I talk about ENDA -- the federal Employment Non-Discrimination Act -- and how it must include the transgender community.

Bean and I are having a boy -- am I too caught up in gender stereotypes?

Did I mention I was really sick?

Good news! I bought an expensive video camera!

Bad news! It does not work!

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Rings of Saturn #56

Christiaan Huygens — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:53:44 GMT

Today I play a host of voice messages left for the SATURNcast -- you all have some very interesting things to say, from Fresca soda, to the Bean to American Jurisprudence.

I talk about comfort zones. Are you to afraid to take risks?

Bean and I are off to Disney World (if you don't like Disney, tough)

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A Haunted Hayride Soundtour

Christiaan Huygens — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 16:56:40 GMT

My favorite holiday is just around the corner, HALLOWEEN.

I thought I would give you an early treat of a haunted hayride soundtour the Bean and I took on October 27, 2006.

WEAR YOUR HEADPHONES -- IN 3D SOUND.

Enjoy the theater of the mind!